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The web page has the following on the web site, "We could roll your kids in bubble wrap, sand off every corner in the house, stop the gas at the pipes, replace all utensils with airline cutlery, rope off the street, declare it a no-fly zone and scare away the neighbours with a rumoured radiation leak." We saw that the web site also said " So instead we find the absolute best babysitters through a network of trusted parents." It also said " We then meet each of them personally and put them through rigorous background checks- so if they ran a red light in 84 wed know."